My (25M) wife (27F) won’t stop buying CPR du…

We were talking about getting pregnant like it would be a sitcom, with pancake breakfasts and laugh tracks and all that shit. Except one day she came downstairs and said, do you know how to do the Heimlich? And I said, I saw a video one time in health class and it seems pretty easy. And my wife, let’s call her Melissa, she said, no, we need to learn, kids choke all the time. So okay, that was fine, I said she could sign up for a parenting class, and I’d go with her.

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